Two Clueless Dickheads

Welcome back to the Two Clueless Dickheads podcast. The best place to get all your FPL tips from some of the worst players in the game.

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Episodes

Defcon Snoozefest

Friday Oct 03, 2025

Friday Oct 03, 2025

Defcon monsters the topic of the day as well as respective wildcards from the two shit munchers.

Technical Difficulties

Friday Sep 26, 2025

Friday Sep 26, 2025

One of us was recording this on a train, see if you can work out who.. also shout out Lou for getting up before 9am for the first time in his adult life.

Kudos to Kudus

Friday Sep 19, 2025

Friday Sep 19, 2025

Very ill prepared episode this one, our lead host and agenda setter was skiving from his duties.. so me and Lou took it over and offered up some topical political opinions and dodgy FPL picks if you have some midfield holes to fill.

Wood Roasted Chaddy

Thursday Sep 11, 2025

Thursday Sep 11, 2025

I (Kai) wasn’t on this one, so have no idea what was spoken about. All I’ve been told is that they slag me off quite a lot, so bound to be worth a listen for that alone.

Palmer Replacements

Friday Aug 29, 2025

Friday Aug 29, 2025

Full disclosure this episode was recorded prior to United’s shit show in the league cup.. will potentially be some different moves from the group.

Double Up?

Monday Aug 18, 2025

Monday Aug 18, 2025

After a false start last week we are finally able to welcome our third host to the pod as Mr Tovell proved his worth once more as the clear top scorer of the group. Was the Salah/Haaland double up the play? We answer this question and many more as we finally have a host with some FPL pedigree.

2CD Vibes in the Area

Tuesday Aug 12, 2025

Tuesday Aug 12, 2025

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come listen. It will not be televised.

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