Two Clueless Dickheads

Welcome back to the Two Clueless Dickheads podcast. The best place to get all your FPL tips from some of the worst players in the game.

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Episodes

Happy New Year

Thursday Jan 01, 2026

Thursday Jan 01, 2026

First ep of year recorded on the last day of the previous year. So 2 days in were already out of date. Admirable.

Transfer Train

Saturday Dec 13, 2025

Saturday Dec 13, 2025

All aboard the transfer train as me and Lou discuss how to use the 5 free transfers we’ve been given for the week. Abrupt end as per, Wylie missing as he was busy replacing me at my family Christmas party.

The Late Late Show

Monday Dec 08, 2025

Monday Dec 08, 2025

Sorry for the delay. Blame Baz and the boys.

TC Flop

Tuesday Dec 02, 2025

Tuesday Dec 02, 2025

Birthday episode for Wylie today, no presents from the big Norwegian  unfortunately.

Jingle Bells

Friday Nov 28, 2025

Friday Nov 28, 2025

I wasn’t on this one but I do know that our very first jingle was trialled. Let us know what you think.

Mini Pod

Friday Nov 14, 2025

Friday Nov 14, 2025

Just a wee one today to give you the FPL fix you need during the international break.

Loose Lipped Lou

Friday Nov 07, 2025

Friday Nov 07, 2025

The boys took a timeout from their pub sesh to join me for some FPL chat. Not all that much FPL chat in the end. Fun one to record, less fun to listen to I’d have thought.

Friday Oct 31, 2025

Some actual FPL advice on this one, can’t imagine it’ll be any good but we have tried.

2-1 UTFR

Thursday Oct 23, 2025

Thursday Oct 23, 2025

Liverpool are pony, is Joao Pedro as well? Some of FPL’s key talking points covered here

Semenoooooo

Friday Oct 17, 2025

Friday Oct 17, 2025

Discussing Lou’s calamitous Semenyo omission and a potential BB in GW8. Guest appearance from stinky stinky Pantlin.

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